I have a very extensive music collection, and the last few songs have all been cowboy songs (surprising considering I don’t have many like that) so with the taste of Easter chocolate in my stomach I recall what I learned on South Park years ago…Cowboys and Chocolate = Gayness and sadly part of my responsibility to you is also to review gayness, so I will take it as a sign to grab one and get it over with so here we go.

So anyway, we follow the pathetic adventures of some candy-assed loser named Stu who is almost as much of a flaming closet case as Tom Cruise is jokingly purported to be. Now sure enough the chicks in this movie aren’t exactly what you would call hot or even attractive, while the dudes on the other hand are these crazy muscle beach guys, but Stu here is supposedly straight but seems to actually enjoy cock more than pussy.

The action is confusing to say the least but the performers do seem to get off, in an amateurish way.

Bi Bi Stu gets two cocks-up, mostly because I watched it stoned and Stu’s idiocy was like one of those bad sitcoms that you kinda laugh at anyway.